*drags in a box with my tail*
hey, uhh, I left my arms somewhere, can someone open this box for me?
@lizardsquid are they in the box
@what ...maybe... you should open it and see...
@lizardsquid [slowly opens the box with one finger, peeking in with one eye]
@what you opened the box!
it contains:
* One (1) kitten, schrödinger's
* Two (2) lizard arms, avery's
* One (1) envelope, shown below
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| to: what |
| at:mastodon.social |
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@lizardsquid !! [picks out the arms and holds them to your sockets hoping they will snap into place]
@what The letter inside the envelope reads:
Thanks for opening this letter! It is actually a coupon for One (1) free hug!
You may claim it at any time, or transfer it to someone else if you don't want it!
@lizardsquid seems pretty crazy that both your arms and my coupon were in the box. it must be a good omen. I would like to redeem my hug now if possible please
@what yay! *soft hugs*
@lizardsquid [soft hugs back] thank you mysterious and friendly traveler :)
@what thankyou for retrieving my limbs!
@lizardsquid glad I could help :) it's none of my business but…how did your arms…nevermind… [bends over and retrieves the envelope to open it, carefully avoiding the kitten as I am allergic to paradoxes and cats]