this may be potentially controversial given how evil the disney corp is

however

as a star wars fan i keep getting a very specific type of angry at the new star wars theme part of disney world

not because i hate it

but rather the opposite

i fucking need this shit and i am so furious, how could they do this to me. how could they inflict this on me, a poor disabled bitch. let me live disney. LET ME LIVE. FUCK. but first pass the orb cola and lightsaber churros fuuuuuuuuuuck

@mouseglitch i mean look at this. look. at. this. foodandwine.com/news/disney-st

i am going to be in line with you paying 6 dollars for an orb of diet coke because FUCK THE LABEL'S IN AUREBESH AND THE CAP DESIGN FUUUUUUCK I WANT THAT

how could disney DO this to us

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@wigglytuffitout oh my fucking god i know i should hate this but fuuuuck those labels look amazing

@mouseglitch I KNOW RIGHT

IT'S AWFUL. HOW DARE DISNEY DO THIS.

that and the build-a-bear lightsaber thing. i was all "oh all of these just sound not quite up my alley in terms of shops. i can resist." but no. then they had to announce you can build your own lightsaber and be guided through it and choose your crystal color and whatnot. and fuuuck. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUCK.

we're so doomed lol

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