End user: "Monitor has suddenly got vertical lines showing on it."
Me, taking photos as evidence: "Oh, I wonder how those got there~"
@renbymon I dunno how that happened..I absolutely did not close the lid on a pen. Guaranteed
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@avon_deer sorry, wasn't clear; this is a desktop monitor! X)
@renbymon Ah..in that case "A patient/visitor absolutely did not grab the monitor and throw it at a nurse...no sir."