maple classic™ 
*wiggles arms and makes noises
@squirrel Manual says "if your squirrel beeps twice then stops, that means there's a RAM misalignment, to fix, give her a gently pat"
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*pats gently*
@lizardsquid *leans into the pats, making some sort of robotic purring noise*
@squirrel gosh, that sounds concerning!
but... there's nothing in the manual about this...