i managed to get it into dfu mode which made the itunes restore apparently go a little further but still end on error 2009
then i tried to pry the ipod open to see if the battery had become disconnected and uh i put two more cracks on the already cracked screen and didn't get it open
welp
also a big whoops: the fogginess i thought was just dirt/bad lcd was actually condensation inside the ipod probably from being shipped at high altitudes 😅 so uh shouldn't have tried to turn it on yesterday
it seems to have all evaporated now? at least whatever was visible