maple classic™ 
@squirrel a maplebot with SOFT NAPS knuckle tats gently pummelling you into a comfy sleep
@troubleMoney the cutest thug
@squirrel maplebot street gangs going around mugging people but nobody minds because they're so cute when they're doing it
@troubleMoney you misspelled hugging
@squirrel bit of both
*maplebot beeps "give me your wallet" and utterly fails to look threatening*
"Awww... okay cutie, here you go, here's some money"
*maplebot hugs and beeps "thank you!"*
*maplebot runs off*