come to computer fairies we have a goat girl who's gay for yoshi

@squirrel yeah? w-well, we at global slime industries are, uh, well, we're genetically engineering a real life yoshi r-right now!
yyes, right now!

@tom hey @softgoat get a load of this they think they can get a yoshi through simple genetic engineering

@squirrel @softgoat You Absolute Fool.

You Have No Idea What Our Slime Is Capable Of.

@tom @softgoat friend your yoshi is gonna come out all slimy

good luck finding a market niche for that