"it can take your pulse!"

yeah, or you can use any watch, put some fingers on your neck and count the beats for 15 seconds

It's not fucking hard

@troubleMoney But see. You just place a compass on the ground, place the watch on top of the compass, then check which direction the watch casts a shadow.

Instant time-keeping!

@troubleMoney And that's just when it's new. When the battery degrades to where it can't hold a charge between morning & evening commutes, good luck getting it replaced. :3