please watch my new TV show "That's Felony Assault", where we go through stupid posts on the internet where people ask if they can just physically harm people in some way or other if they feel like it

@halcy I mean, technically they can, they just have to face the obvious consequences afterwards

@troubleMoney it's really just kind of weird to me that people go "hey so is it legal for me to poison somebody" and then post that on the internet, as if that was a reasonable thing to think

@halcy wait, they're literally asking if it's legal!?

OF COURSE IT BLOODY ISN'T