please watch my new TV show "That's Felony Assault", where we go through stupid posts on the internet where people ask if they can just physically harm people in some way or other if they feel like it
@halcy wait, they're literally asking if it's legal!?
OF COURSE IT BLOODY ISN'T
cw: sexual assault adjacent
@troubleMoney https://law.stackexchange.com/questions/6158/is-it-an-offence-to-spike-someones-drink I mean bonus points for "just a very mild pill that gives beneficial insomnia-curing effects"
we all know you mean rohypnol stop trying to be cute
cw: sexual assault adjacent
@halcy fucking hell
@troubleMoney like especially the Put (Something) In My Food So People Don't Steal It stuff
like I'm no lawyer but "they had it coming, your honor" is unlikely to get you out of this
@halcy while that defence has worked in the past yeah, it's unlikely to help in most cases
@troubleMoney it's really just kind of weird to me that people go "hey so is it legal for me to poison somebody" and then post that on the internet, as if that was a reasonable thing to think