please watch my new TV show "That's Felony Assault", where we go through stupid posts on the internet where people ask if they can just physically harm people in some way or other if they feel like it
@halcy I mean, technically they can, they just have to face the obvious consequences afterwards
@troubleMoney like especially the Put (Something) In My Food So People Don't Steal It stuff
like I'm no lawyer but "they had it coming, your honor" is unlikely to get you out of this
