@troubleMoney @tom *vampire busts into toilet cubicle* "nope you can't do that. I live here now, this is my home. out you go"
"...th-...this is a public toilet cubicle..."
"Yep. It's where I belong."
"...but... but there's no BED!? no kitchen!?"
"You've seen house prices in london, right?"
"...oh jeez, fuck, you're right. Crap. I'm sorry. Here, look, I got tons of cash, let me just buy you a house so we can do this proper like."