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What if this universe was created by someone in a higher universe who mistook Carl Sagan's work for a cookbook and really wanted some apple pie
humans finally make contact with what is basically god:
"Oh creator of all! We humbly ask you what is the meaning of all this you have blessed us with?"
"I just wanted a sandwich and spun up a universe to make it for me"
"...well shit"
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@troubleMoney i imagine they're sobbing right now as they wait for the apple pie to finally bake because it took so long
@troubleMoney Someone wants a lot of single socks, huh?
Shit, that might actually be a decent sci-fi concept
Ridiculously advanced super long lived alien civilisation that can create universes on a whim and so any time they want anything they just spin up a universe, wait the subjectively couple of seconds for something in it to create whatever they want, and then just yoink it out of there