the voice acting in this game continues to be hilariously bad, but at least i'm cute
and i get to ride on a uhhhhhhhhh......... whatever this is
on his apple backpack
i'm just calling him The Apple Loving Fuck
@wigglytuffitout i'm having flashbacks to my flyff days
@InspectorCaracal it is extremely kawaii. i am sure there were board meetings detailing the Apple Loving Fuck's kawaii level. somebody designed it for maximum cuteness, in committee.
i am both awed and terrified
@wigglytuffitout it looks like a giant cross between a hamster and a raccoon
a hamcoon
@InspectorCaracal i think tanuki is probably in there somewhere as well but i do believe he traded his massive balls in for apples
good for you, Apple Loving Fuck
@InspectorCaracal well that WOULD explain why they're so comfortable to sit on, but not why they're in a basket or why he consumes 10 per kilometer as per in-game tooltip 
@wigglytuffitout i have so many questions now
@wigglytuffitout oh no
oh no
harp
the apples are his testicles