bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 1/?
"zelda are you awake"
"mmh yeah, what's up sidon" "do... i satisfy you?"
"what"
"i mean, like, sexually. you can be honest! i won't get angry about it at all!"
"...s-sidon i mean i would think all the enthusiastic yelling that i've made my stance clear"
"it's just, well, every time we've had sex, you've not dropped ANY roe! and i know we haven't been in a mating pool at all, but still..."
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
"and it's very selfish of me i know but i mean, don't get me wrong, link's cum is tasty as well, but sometimes it really is nice to get a little energy back by eating some roe, you know? it's just a lot, y'know, fattier, instead of more watery, and i know you get more protein with that but for a balanced diet for proper gains -"
"SIDON. SIDON. I LOVE YOU. BUT I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO HOLD THE FUCK UP *SIGNIFICANTLY*"
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@wigglytuffitout wooooooow
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@Alyx i make no apologies for this because the cws were there
but to celebrate, would you like a slice of this amusingly sushi-shaped cake
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@wigglytuffitout awww...I bet those giant fake fish eggs taste like apricots or oranges or something and it's probably really good
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@Alyx i think they may have been hard candies which makes me sad because really for that you need the little bubbles that go pop in an extremely satisfying manner
it does look hella good though
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 2/?
"wh...h...."
"i don't mean to put too much pressure on you!! i know it's one of those things where sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't, but i know it might be i'm just not doing something correctly, or maybe not making you relaxed enough, or..."
"h.... w...h............."