i feel like i have just seen a downright terrifying level of Horse Girl that i can never aspire to achieve

@wigglytuffitout i feel like it says something deep and integral about me as a person that I looked at that image and my first thought was not "what the fuck who tries to do reiki healing on a horse" but rather, "I find this person's choices of chakra touch points to be Highly Questionable, especially the heart point right in front of the withers, I mean what is even up with that???"

@wigglytuffitout adorn your horse's show tack with purified crystals to smooth out the energy vibes while in the ring

@InspectorCaracal if you want to do this shit for racehorses

huge

fucking Huge.

you just have to find some modicum of success first, just enough to seem lucky, and rake in the cash

get cheap shit, hot-glue stones onto it, sell on etsy for massive profit probably to somebody in Arizona who goes by Ravyn Midnite

@InspectorCaracal oh the western shows are an absolute given. that's your bread and butter right there

but if you want to have an embarrassment of riches, go read the auras of racehorses

offer a special internet divination to help people find the right stud baby-horse-batter to order

????, PROFIT

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@InspectorCaracal there's got to be a market of weirdos that will go "well as long as i'm paying several thousand for a cup of horse sperm, why WOULDN'T i spend an extra 200 dollars making sure that it's a good choice aura-wise?"

15 seconds with a random number generator and bam, you get paid

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