why call it "dual-wielded uzis" when you could make it much snappier and call it a "twozi"
@mavica_again a onezi is what you wear while you wield a twozi
@wildweasel what if a twozi also meant a double-barrelled uzi?
@TonicBH then you'd have a fourzi, and at least one person asking whether that's four uzis worth of uzi or if that's an xbox racing game
@wildweasel would a single one be retroactively named onezi