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I’m either gonna love on a girl or rant about anarchist theory tonight

And I have absolutely no girls

stay warm during whatever passes for a snowpocalyse in your local area & snuggle up in the coils of a soft naga ott cutie

hey pdx people!

the portland chapter of Tech Workers Coalition is meeting at 6pm this monday feb 11 at Cider Riot! come join us to talk about organizing the industry ✊ :ancomheart:

@silverspookgames I just bought Neofeud and I'm looking forward to playing through it.

@Anarkat honestly I'm just fed up with transferring and none of the credits in one of my majors mattering, so I'm stuck relearning the same basic shit for the 4th year in a row, and then my other major being full to the brim with bad pedagogy and imperialist apologism. In every single one of my classes I'm either bored out of my mind or completely fed up with the prof, and I'm just really done with the whole system

It's the early morning before the rest of the fediverse wakes up, and my federated timeline is filled with bots screaming into the void.

This log cabin on wheels is a fucking life goal.

Shine on you crazy Russians.

In the end times, a toot reply chain will consume the whole fediverse, and nothing will remain except people complaining about their mentions being filled with randos they don't know.

@Anarkat with internal screaming.

Especially if it's nice things about my code.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT ME ON TWITTER AND I CAN BARELY HANDLE THIS.

At a place I used to work, there was a guy who would put on axe body spray in the bathrooms, despite management and everyone else asking him to stop.

They demonstrated a fragrant disregard for others.

Me: joins Mastodon less than a week ago
Also me: alright, time to flirt!

My favorite thing about snow is how it temporarily nullifies the existence of road lanes.

In the summer this is a 3 lane road. Today? Well, it's anywhere between two and four. Definitely not one lane, and five is too many. Just pick some tire tracks and follow them, it doesn't really matter.

I passed a car earlier that had one of those ribbon magnets, you know the one, they say stuff like "support our troops" or whatever.

This car had a blue one, that said "Live Blues Matters"

I'm not mad, I'm just... So confused.

okay, i got a weird idea...

I'm going to read the first novel in the Animorphs series out loud to YOU in a Discord channel that I just made. It's here: discord.gg/6wjWKP

You can come sit in, mute yourself and listen as you surf the web, or even interrupt me with your own hilarious commentary!

It's probably a Bad Idea, but there's only one way we can know that!

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