The Anarkat @Anarkat@computerfairi.es

Cold give

Just gave a ride to a guy who's 125% sloshed. I get to his huge house way out in the boonies, and it takes him a bit of effort to get out of my car. He gets out and then I look out my widow and see him do the drunk stumble-run in a circle before eating shit in his driveway.

Help him to his feet and get him to his door.

Know your limits, my dudes.

Find someone who can fix your car and advise you on computer build choices.

It's me. I can fix your car and advise you on computer build choices.

Find me.

Time is running out

I went swimming in a pool two days ago and my hair is still fucked.

Send help.

Dance floor is empty? Dance with yourself. Get up and move. Close your eyes, feel the music.

I was nearly in a head-on collision with a highly trained professional driver.

Police decided that going against traffic around a double-blind curve ( _/¯¯ ) would be a good idea.

But hey, they got places to be, it's not like the laws of momentum, or any other law, apply to police when they're in a hurry, yeah?

I just gave a ride to a guy who was very unprepared to defend his position that the minimum wage shouldn't be raised.

Just went through two intersections with signals that were out.

I was strongly tempted to get out my high-vis vest and direct traffic.

This "informational speaker" for a scholarship for disadvantaged people is recounting the tale of when he ran from the police on a motorcycle because he had expired tabs and an expired/suspended/revoked license, and the police crashed 3 cars chasing after him, and then when they pitted his bike and he stands up and surrendered, that they choked the shit out of him and dug his face into the dirt and then says "I deserved it"

His stupidity was only one part of the many failures.

Fuck cops.

Jon Oliver's show is the Saturday night talk show host version of family guy.

"Talking about thing, talking about thing, cut to AND THEN YOU KNOW HOW FOLKS ARE CREEPY?"

Broke: my feet smell like cheese

Woke: my feet smell like the kind of cheese that I'd eat

I just wanted to take a dump

I don't know what I walked into in my regular burrito shop but it's aesthetic as fuck.

Adult brain: street racing is bad and I could get in trouble
Teenager brain: but I'm *faster*!

My roommate bought a voice "assistant" pod and an internet connected microwave and doesn't understand why I'm so annoyed.

I don't want my fucking microwave listening to what I'm saying. My desktop doesn't even have a microphone connected to it unless I'm using it.

Then they said that if I'm just being paranoid that having the voice connected stuff would help, because I would see that no one was going to break down the door.

Fundamentally missing the issue of why I don't want them

Getting smooth sleep but waking up way too early in the morning. Today I guess I'm going to play the game of "FIGHT THROUGH THE TIRED"

Or maybe I'll take a nap on this couch

A friend I met at an anarchist book fair has asked me to post this for the world to see. Spread it if you can, please.

https://www.gofundme.com/help-4-vulnerable-trans-disabled-folks-leave-abuse