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Broke: The internet is just 6 websites now
Woke: So we should go back to each make our own website
Broke (again): But making a website became way harder
Bespoke: Making website is still easy, standars of quality has changed. We must embrace shitty html pages

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if you want to add this to your own nginx setup:

map $http_user_agent $brnotice {
default '</head>';
~*Chrome '<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maple.pet/notice.css"></head><div class="impnotice">You are using an unsupported browser. Please visit <a href="https://getfirefox.com">this website</a> to upgrade your browser.</div>';
}

server {
[...]
sub_filter '</head>' $brnotice;
sub_filter_once on;
}```
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added an nginx useragent directive to make my website render correctly on google chrome

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"but i don't have words" reply with a fucking heart emoji not a god damn like

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@mavica_again handing you fistfuls of floppies marked 'sensitive' and 'backup'

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meta, mastodon 

i'm clearly mastodon's hottest robot so you should flirt with me

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i found out the knockoff dualshock 2 i had was missing the right rumble motor and accompanying circuitry entirely

so i added it back scavenging the motor and parts from a knockoff x360 pc controller

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please understand the dichotomy between website and Web app i've made web apps before and i've used javascript to make them yes it's neat that the convergence point of web browsers has made it the easiest distribution platform for software that has more native overhead than Java but if'm i'm looking for just some words and pictures i don't need you to run code on my machine

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