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i'm really hoping we can take this series in six just to make the dodgers process that they were an easier opponent than the seattle mariners

and tonight, to sing the rendition of the 'please forget that we happily enslaved people based on awful racist ideals' anthem.....

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i want recommendations for free text to speech interfaces like those used for speech impaired people (screens of icons for quick vocabulary, customizable, with option for full text input)

bonus points for something with a highly customizable voice, or also seeking recommendations for any tts voice that's local, customizable, not genAI, runs on old hardware. i don't want solutions that only work with the system's black box TTS i have to find arcane packs for

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mookie betts a future hall of famer? man they really need to not let cheaters into the hall of fame, what a farce

absolutely fascinating to learn today that at least one of the dodger's pitchers is a diehard maga kirk stan, because of course

really, it would be fairer to the rest of the league if striking out ohtani swinging counted as two outs for his team, just to even it out

sitting through the national anthems of the world series once again can't help but think about the rendition of the US one that goes 'land of the fee and the home of the slave'

I have to hope that the fact that we started substituting hitters earlier and have used fewer pitchers gives us an edge tomorrow

If anything was going to dispel the myth that the Dodgers are an unrivaled team destined to sweep the world series....
It's gotta be this

God I wish the Dodgers would just lay down and die at this point, we keep loading the bases and somehow not scoring

see dodgers, home runs mean a lot more when you can actually get guys on the bases and move them around

dodgers management going to walmart and rooting around in the dumpsters for whatever relief pitching they can find

fascinating, the dodgers have their own dollar store brand kevin gausman

I'm sure the dodgers are going to get the call of out at home overturned, it's a matter of time

i do wonder how many teams would fail to win games if we had a single MLB season where home runs are counted as strikes instead of scoring, would be interesting to see teams have to actually learn to play rather than hope for slugging via sheer dumb luck

but hey, if the dodgers win this, i'm sure they're gonna love going to the white house to shake trump's hand and endorse ICE and the american reich

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good thing for mookie he knew where that ball was going 10 minutes ago, otherwise he might not have come up with it

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