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i am begging people to understand the difference between what is technically possible and what is morally tolerable.

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ok here's my idea for a fuck google webring

  • your website must be a personal website with some form of content beyond contact and preferably a little more than a portfolio
  • if your content updates regularly, rss would be nice
  • webrings your site are a part of should be displayed prominently even if in a subpage, with appropriate links to previous/next pages
  • your website must not break at a lack of javascript
  • bonus points for old browser compatibility (FF2.0/RetroZilla/Classilla)
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what's your website

no no not your social media account

no not your linktree or carrrrrrrd or whatever either

what is your personal home page

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People keep bemoaning that kids don't learn cursive anymore.

I say fuck that.

Teach kids Graffiti, but with a pencil.

It's more efficient, easier to read, and better for left handers than cursive.

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it's a design so highly sought after there are no less than 7 websites ripping it off

get it while it's hot from the link above and support me instead of grifters

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in case you missed it… yesterday i finally published my Flash era web 1.0 throwback collection of games to Steam. it’s completely free! (because that’s what the web should be and tetrageddon is old-web :)
store.steampowered.com/app/354
i’m still very proud of this. imo it’s a beautiful hilarious weird thing that exists on its own terms.

#IndieGame #IndieGames #GameDev #Games #VideoGames #Gaming

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Broke: The internet is just 6 websites now
Woke: So we should go back to each make our own website
Broke (again): But making a website became way harder
Bespoke: Making website is still easy, standars of quality has changed. We must embrace shitty html pages

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if you want to add this to your own nginx setup:

map $http_user_agent $brnotice {
default '</head>';
~*Chrome '<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://maple.pet/notice.css"></head><div class="impnotice">You are using an unsupported browser. Please visit <a href="https://getfirefox.com">this website</a> to upgrade your browser.</div>';
}

server {
[...]
sub_filter '</head>' $brnotice;
sub_filter_once on;
}```
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added an nginx useragent directive to make my website render correctly on google chrome

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"but i don't have words" reply with a fucking heart emoji not a god damn like

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meta, mastodon 

i'm clearly mastodon's hottest robot so you should flirt with me

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