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For those amongst our customers who can't eat red meat or are otherwise committed to fighting back the leagues of aquatic intruders, we will offer takoyaki as a replacement for meatballs, or hard boiled eggs for vegetarians. I don't really know what else we could substitute and to be honest eggs are already pushing too far from perfect sphericalness

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To answer everyone's burning questions, hot balls will be an upmarket establishment. We will use only the best frozen Swedish meatballs from Tesco. Toppings will include onions, pickles, jalapenos and roasted garlic as a minimum. No order complete without at least 5 toppings and 3 sauces. I'm talking real sloppy here folks.

We won't be selling anything else

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Looking for investors on my brand new fast food chain idea, hot balls, like hot dogs, but it's a bunch of meat balls in a long bun. I need £150,000 to make this a reality. Invest now abd a slice of this lucrative hot balls empire can be youes

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I just paid the UK Home Office nearly 4000 British Sterling Pounds™ in visa application fees in order to be allowed to live with my wife!

If you'd like to help contribute to our finances not looking so grim, please do! gofundme.com/f/get-taylor-and- #mutualaid

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couple of weeks ago we started a new minecraft modpack and server and i decided we should build a big mall. so i wrote about malls a bit to elaborate on why i want to build one forums.transbian.love/?page=th

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The Co-op could stop selling Israeli products as soon as this summer after its members voted for a boycott.

Three-quarters of voters backed a motion urging the board to show “moral courage and leadership” by removing Israeli products from its shelves.

Responding to the result, the Co-op announced at its annual general meeting that the motion was advisory, but confirmed it was reviewing its sourcing policy.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/1

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#Gaza #Palestine
#Press #News

having fun in the tag just blocking anyone posting there who isn't boycotting because of the genocide. no haha funny song contest while a vulnerable population is being raped and slaughtered, sorry

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friends from the USA: this is NOT the year to discover #Eurovision, they (the EBU) are siding with Israel, are allowing Israel to compete with a political song and banned Pride flags from the stage. all of that after promptly banning Russia when their invasion of Ukraine started. can you see the white supremacist hypocrisy? #BoycottEurovision

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Anyone watching this years Eurovision is celebrating the genocide of Gaza

Don't get sucked in, just #BoycottEurovision

#eurovision2025 #eurovision

Over 70 former Eurovision contestants sign letter calling for Israel and broadcaster ban
It claims that the inclusion of Israel is “normalising and whitewashing its crimes”
nme.com/news/music/over-70-for

#Gaza #Gazagenocide #Palestine #westbank

#israelterroriststate #israel

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@aral The only news I want to hear about #Eurovision is that one of the final acts switches to a Gaza Genocide protest song and the whole thing gets shut down.

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eurovision, politics, fascism, gaza genocide 

wow, a genocide supporting rigged music contest rigged a music contest to support genocide. i could have never foreseen that.

idk why yall watch this shit genuinely. like go put a movie or something instead. #eurovision

Just a heads up. Anyone I see posting about Eurovision, talking about countries they want to win or discussing acts, without making it completely clear they condemn Israel and it's inclusion, I will consider to be open and enthusiastic supporters of the Palestinian genocide and I will be blocking. Eurovision is a supporter of genocide and if you don't condemn it in every way, I can't trust that you condemn the genocide either.

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