@lizardsquid @rey *Grabs tail and looks. It turns out it was a decoy*
@lizardsquid @rey Ergh!
*Although largely unable to move at your mercy, I do manage to slap a sticker on your arm. The china may still be priceless, but you have one and it reads €44,99 - way underpriced for either you or the china*
@lizardsquid @rey Who wouldn't? On the other hand, would you want anyone to buy you?
"I'll be right back, don't break anything."
*Walks off to fetch a dustpan, decoy tail (which I imagine is like a scaly cartoon ham plush) in hand.*
@lizardsquid (@rey, your chance to jump in if you want? Maybe? I have no idea how this kind of thing usually works so sorry.)
*I stay gone suspiciously long. Suddenly the tail plush is thrown at you.*
[I know it's been a few days, but I hope that's not a problem. I'm usually not very fast responding to things. If you don't want to continue with something like this just tell me.]
