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mouldy food, uni 

@chao@chitter.xyz You gave mould a holiday too!

@troubleMoney Most of the money is fed directly to the calves that go into the leather, hence. :P

...was what I wrote before taking another look and noticing the dot/comma debacle had fooled me.

380 dollars is much, but I thought at first it was thirty eight thousand dollars at first, and even lining something with the finest pretense wouldn't cost that much.

@lucidiot@tiny.tilde.website Gosh you really took a liking to me quickly, didn't you?

Did Avery talk about me before we started talking or something?

@Yarideki Well Yari, should I change my name to BackElite now?

Also good day to you.

@lizardsquid What do you mean?
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I am awake and here for about half an hour. After that I will still be awake but not here for a few more hours. Who knows what happens after *that* though.

Good morning.

@chao@chitter.xyz *Boops several times to show displeasement at that pun*

...weren't you already?

affection 

@lizardsquid @chao@chitter.xyz πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œ

affection 

@lizardsquid @chao@chitter.xyz Maybe...but still.

*Wraps both of you in a wing, pulls you tight against me and nuzzles while rocking*

You two are too good to me!~

My precious wonderful cuties. I love you two.

affection 

@chao@chitter.xyz @lizardsquid But-but...

*Flaps wings*

...but...skdfhskthxklh youtwoaremoreadorablethaniaaaaam eeeeeeeee~

*squirms a lot, nuzzles you both*

okmaybeIammorethanadorablebutyoutwoarestilmoooore...kjghjfhj

affection 

@chao@chitter.xyz @lizardsquid Eeeeeeeee

*squirms an smiles*

You two aren't playing fair!

affection 

@lizardsquid @chao@chitter.xyz *squirms and wriggles*

[Forgot that part]

affection 

@lizardsquid @chao@chitter.xyz sdkfhxkcjhtr but...but...eeeeee~

@lizardsquid @chao@chitter.xyz *Blushes and presses my face in between you*

Noooooooo~

You two are cuter...

*Kisses Avery~*

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