markov 🤖
@chao@chitter.xyz @lizardsquid @chaobot I keep forgetting it exists.
@E Good morning~
@loki The rain, it's gooooood.
a bit of affection
@Nine *Hugs and nuzzles* <3
a bit gross interpretation
@Nine Sorry.
Food
@chao@chitter.xyz @Cynder I feel that if you can't eat something elegantly you might as well not bother trying to do elegance.
a bit gross interpretation
@Nine Really you just have to be willing to wash the knife afterwards.
@loki Good morning sheep!~
Instance whinging
*Gets a federation bot on my AD for some reason, looks at the parent instance.*
"Unique Features:
...
65,535 character limit for toots (usually 500)
65,535 character limit for profile bio (usually 160)
..."
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Why?
What possible benefit do the huge limits have? Do you not realize that the only reason timelines are tolerable is because people can't write more than one paragraph (or two small ones) at a time?
Nothing on the main page that CWs are enforced either that I found
@loki Good~ 💜
@loki Oh hey it's whenever I make a pun. :P
While I'm replying, may I ask if you are holding up alright?
@KS You hear tapping on the window beside you. A carrier pigeon perched outside with an envelope in its bill looks at you, somehow unaffected by the speed the plane is going at. You're quickly interrupted from being baffled by the event as the bird tries to hand over the envelope, the paper phasing through the glass somehow. The pigeon winks at you and then flies off. You open the envelope:
"Hi you are good."
The letter then hugs your wrist, revealing on the reverse:
"Hugs and energy~ :3"
Bisexual bat|
Can be found at @BatElite
"hfhgjgjhfhf" -@lizardsquid