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today is the best puyo character's birthday btw

(art: plushmayhem @ twitter)

EMERGENCY

I posted about my friend's situation in PA but it's become much more dire. Anyone in the harrisburg pa area that can help a trans girl find a place to live please contact me.

boosts mean more than anything

TBH masto should have a button for specifically requesting someone's avi/bio stuff to be refederated for when you know it's been updated but it hasn't come through.

In one case the avatar must be outdated by weeks now.

recommended instance block, transphobia 

> anime.website

admin and owner of the instance (@ wowaname) is likely part of the irc spamnet that's been trying to do character assassination on freenode staff, also a transphobic asshole

[19:21:53] * opal has joined
[19:21:58] <opal> i remember this network
[19:22:03] <opal> didnt i fuck you guys up a while ago
[19:22:15] <opal> Xkeeper: kill yourself tranny

Affectionate 

@KS *Picks you up and holds you against me with one wing, stroking your back with the other.*

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Lyrics 

Reverend Green has accused incorrectly.
Colonel Mustard has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Peacock has accused incorrectly.
Miss Scarlet has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Whites has accused incorrectly.
Professor Plum has accused incorrectly.

Colonel Mustard has accused correctly.
Reverend Green has accused correctly.
Mrs Peacock has accused correctly.
Miss Scarlet has accused correctly.
Mrs Whites has accused correctly.
Professor Plum has accused correctly.

(repeat 4 times)

I should fall asleep in my bed instead of downstairs, so good night. ^w^

"Apple" has 3 characters between the first and last.

"Bees" has 2 characters between the first and last.

"Bat" has 1 character between the first and last.

"To" has 0 characters between the first and last.

"A" has -1 characters between the first and last.

Words with no characters have -2 of those characters between the first and last one. :D

Sarcastically worded webdev opinion 

If you're going to redesign your site more minimalistically, may I suggest employing effort minimalism: don't bother changing anything!

Saves you time and everyone else their willpower.

I can hardly believe those are actual lyrics to something.

It's a joke song, but still.

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Lyrics 

Reverend Green has accused incorrectly.
Colonel Mustard has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Peacock has accused incorrectly.
Miss Scarlet has accused incorrectly.
Mrs Whites has accused incorrectly.
Professor Plum has accused incorrectly.

Colonel Mustard has accused correctly.
Reverend Green has accused correctly.
Mrs Peacock has accused correctly.
Miss Scarlet has accused correctly.
Mrs Whites has accused correctly.
Professor Plum has accused correctly.

(repeat 4 times)

Lewd but also horrific joke title 

"From Boner To Bone Meal: 37 ways to erotically use a blender"

I'm sorry.

With the stuff I'm posting people are going to regret me getting back home. :P

Mastodon is, amongst other things, a cuteness amplifier.

(Not to be confused with the nagaverse, where they probably doesn't do much special to their bread but it seems like a good place to be.)

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