Maybe a bit salty about platforms updating their TOS
Every TOS update:
"We at Online Whatever Platform believe that referring to some potentially relevant value or platitude is sufficient to preface the bad news that our Whatever will be less useful from now on. There may or may not be any reason for this, and if there is it's probably not a good one but don't you worry about that because Freedom! Productivity! Moderation! Whatever!
Anyway, here's what you can't do anymore:"
did you know that when their young are distressed or hungry, bat parents will wrap them up in their wings. they do this while upside-down. you guessed it: bats give hugs
I ruined the thing where the same message appeared 3 times on my timeline by 3 different people now. :/
Bisexual bat|
Can be found at @BatElite
"hfhgjgjhfhf" -@lizardsquid