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Pun that I suspect barely anyone will get 

When you're a musician and also incredibly bad at a game:

Thousand Lives Of Ryuichi Sakamoto

Hi I'm here again~

Send cute happy stuff if you happen to have any on hand. :3

Hey @xenon I know you haven't locked your account but still, mind if I follow you?

Reading through Andre + Karl again and fuck I love Enrique.

bewbs 

@daylight -500% affinity on land.

(I didn't mean mermaids either but oh well :P)

I know mythological creatures have probably been melted together and people have applied stuff from one to the other throughout history, but I still don't like it when harpies and sirens are combined.

Body horror/gore 

"Turn that frown upside down!"

*Proceeds to dig into my cheek and messily tear the flesh and stuff around my mouth from my skull, then smushes it back upside down. The entire thing somehow heals instantly.*

Better?

It is said that I'm awake again.

Said by me.

I'm awake. :3

I'm going to sleep, today was muddled and bleh but I did get an hopefully nice thing done.

💜

Writing advice:

If people admonish you for starting sentences with "But" try starting them with "Butt" instead.

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