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Safety dance lyrics bastardization 

We can bark if we want to.
We can leave your friends behind.
'Cause your friends aren't dogs,
but if they are dogs
then they're now friends of mine.

Words are getting harder and harder, good night everybody. <3

So is it just me or did masto's rapid-burning meme thing die out a while back? As in where memes would be frequent but die within a few days.

Good morning, see you all again in an hour or two. 💜

The arts (implied lewd, frontal nudity) 

"When I park you on this stool in a moment, which of these would you want? That is, if I don't decide to use both over the evening~..."

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:3

This is one I made for my love @squishylizard who is a cutie but sometimes also lewd as heck~ <3

Let her be your gentle mistress! :D

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Just Cause 2 

"Okay Scorpio, let's go looking for trouble!" - a Roach truck driver, while I'm pulling him out of his truck and throwing him into the dirt.

Did a heck of a lot of reading just now and I'm not done yet...

You don't need an excuse to give your friends affection, but making one up is more fun!

Since there seems to be confusion: Lady justice isn't as symbolic as it seems. She simply dual-wields a sword and scales (used as a flail) and the blindfold is fashion. She's blind with rage anyway.

In short, she's a fierce warrior and you better not have her turn her bloodlust on you.

Good morning, I'm on a train right now so I'll see you all in a bit.

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