American Food Review
hello friends, today I'll be reviewing Lunchable's chicken tacos pack
contents: 1 pack of shredded cheese, 2 mini flour tortillas, and 6 Fully Cooked Breaded Popcorn Shaped Chicken Patties
so going into this I expected to be miserable, filled with self loathing, & disgusted w/ myself, but after assembling my tacos I was surprised to find that they were mostly just really bland. so much so that not even liberal amounts of cholula helped
in the end it was more or less edible
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the real challenge begins now: the lunchables nachos w/ cheese dip & salsa pack
the chips are ... well, they remind me of unflavored doritos, but not as good, the cheese sauce is the stuff of nightmares, & the salsa is like watered down tomato sauce with sugar - this is the first one that is honestly just hands-down inedible
which doesn't really surprise me - processed cheese sauces always make me leery as hell to say the least
at least this one came with a kitkat bar 🤷
American Food Review (why?)
if I was asked why I'm eating these, the answer is...
"because they were there, and I was morbidly curious"
deep and profound, I know.
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@Chel i'm gonna print this out and hang it on the wall
American Food Review
@scarly I was going to do something long, detailed, and in depth, but I didn't want to bother breaking it up into multiple posts 🤷
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@Chel Let's not forget the amount of poisons that only America allows in their food such as the High Fructose Corn Syrup.
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@Chel It's a part of your daily dose of poison that everybody needs in every meal! XD
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@Chel Keep these food reviews coming! Very entertain--I mean, informative!
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American Food Review (why?)
@Chel that's the real philosophy behind science
American Food Review (why?)
@froyo255 some experiments should never have been done 😱
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today we've got lunchable's Asian style BBQ chicken pack 🤔
contents are 6 Fully Cooked Breaded Nugget Shaped Chicken Patties (the same as from the chicken tacos), a little 'Asian Style BBQ' sauce cup, & a some Meiji Hello Panda chocolate cookies (unexpected! I love these things)
the chicken is acceptable, though I think describing the BBQ sauce as 'Asian' is a stretch? It's pretty standard sweet bbq sauce tbh. very unexciting & bland tbh
the meiji cookies were lovely tho