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I swear, I'm too boring to have anything meaningful, interesting, or otherwise amusing to say here most of the time 👀

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hot take? burning things down 

when i see white anarchists talking about guillotines and burning down small business establishments and office buildings, i'm like

y'all realize that you'd probably gonna be targetting people in underpriviledged areas bc the wealthier folks are up to their noses in their private security (aka cops)?

better idea - show up when poc need you to show up. don't fantasize about burning it down when you can't even show up for simple shit.

Feeling a bit less dead at the moment, which is a pleasant change from the bulk of the day. :blobsleepless:

dysphoria, - 

Ah dysphoria, my one true friend and companion. Come in, have a seat. Would you like some coffee? I do so enjoy it when you pop by.

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python frameworks. on the brain.

flask, django. flask. django. django. flask. a flask of django. a django of flask. wait no. that doesn't seem to work as well. bottles, tornados, web.py.

i think i'll use a flask of django filled with tornadoes, web pies, and bottles.

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Family drama sucks upvote to agree downvote to not disagree

Any time I pull out my drawing tablet and attempt to doodle anything, my control, a, and delete keys get one hell of a workout. :blobfacepalm:

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want to do development work, but I put windows on everything in one of my "I am giving up coding" moments that turned out to be bullshit

no really. i put windows on everything. my storage drive. my os drive (ofc). my game drive. my sex drive. all the cars i might drive. i put windows on my shoes. on my phone. on my switch. on my everything. even on my wife. im sorry @Chel

so. now, i need to undo this. how can i cure a windows infestation? vms are too laggy for me, btw.

I'd like to wish my PC monitor a happy 10th birthday.

She's put up with a lot since 2008, including over half a dozen apartment moves across two states and four cities, as well as countless hours displaying all sorts of sites, games, chats, images, movies, and the like.

If she could talk, she'd have a lot of stories to tell. To be honest, I'm kind of happy that she can't. 🤷

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snaps my fingers with the infinity gauntlet on and now every holiday song about het romance is replaced by songs about healthy and queer love

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making a masto blanket fort. fave to add a blanket. boost to hop in and get cozy

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just finished watching Ip Man with @Chel

i wasn't sure what to expect before watching the movie since martial arts movies are hit and miss with me, but that movie was art

Ip Man was a very character driven, heartfelt movie... i think i'm going to add it to my list of recommendations for people new to non-Hollywood films

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Neverwinter Nights 2 has aged so much better than I'd imagined possible

it's weird to think that the original release was back in 2006, but yeah it was

actually, there are a lot more games from the distant past that aged better than i would have thought possible at the time

Was making cookies, and couldn't shake the feeling that I was making a terrible mistake. Things just didn't seem right.

...well, wouldn't you know it, it was because I was forgetting the -butter-, of all things 😅

My hiccups have the power to cause pain to all around me. I offer my sincerest apologies to all that have been harmed by them.

Overheard in the Chelhouse: "Oh, I broke everything! Ahahahahaha!" :blobsleepless:

@Scarly and I are about two hours into our NWN2 campaign so far, and about two hours into her adjusting her character's appearance in a save editor to get everything -just right- :blobrofl:

I love it. :blobowo:

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umm food horror? funny/morbid 

so, there was this one time a few years ago when @Chel and i were cleaning up the kitchen and discovered a hidden cache of onion bulbs where one onion had grown roots and cannibalized it's siblings in order to survive in the darkness

we named her onion-chan and lovingly planted her in a pot and tried to nurse her back to health over the next year, but she didn't make it

apparently, she needed darkness and morbidity to survive

she was my kinda girl

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