Chel @Chel@computerfairi.es

all I want for christmas is the ability to teleport anywhere in the world for the sake of visiting friends far and wide and giving them food, hugs, and/or consented upon flirtations

at this point they came into scarly and I's bedroom where we'd been basically hiding and asked us if we wanted to press charges against the guy, which we declined because... eh

the only particularly horrible thing to come as a result of this was the two hours spent cleaning our bathroom which was incredibly filthy at the end, and the lost sleep.

we never forgot to lock our door at any point afterward

this was all back in 2015. yay memories?

I didn't look inside. I didn't really want to see the guy, and didn't want him to see me, but i heard some of what they were saying

'wtf are you doing here tom'
'i live here man!'
'no you dont! get dressed! (…) those arent your socks put them down!'

tom it turned out was pretty well known to the cops that arrived. eventually they got him dressed and out the door, at which point we were cautioned that we'd probably want to wash our towels

so they banged on the bathroom door, this time shouting "KENT POLICE, OPEN UP", which actually prompted a response. It was, uh

'DUDE I'M TAKING A SHOWER'

'THIS ISNT YOUR APARTMENT'

'yeah it is'

at this point one of the officers looked to me and was like 'are you sure he doesnt live here???' to which I was just like wtf of course not

at this point they were getting a little irritated so they just forced the bathroom door lock and went on in

I was ignored, of course, which in hindsight makes sense because the guy was taking a shower. seriously.

we ended up holed up in our bedroom waiting for the cops, which took a while because it turned out that they weren't able to get into our building easily.

when they got to our place they were a little confused and asked scarly and I why the hell we didn't leave, which we didn't really have a good answer to - thinking when sleepy is hard

I was all like 'THERE'S SOMEONE IN OUR APARTMENT', and she was all like 'wtf are you talking about? i'm trying to sleep'

eventually however I managed to get her awake enough that she noticed the sounds coming from the shower, which helped to focus her mind and prompt her to start dialing the police

meanwhile, in my infinite wisdom I'd grabbed a knife and a tazer and was yelling at the person inside, because… uh…dont fuck with a sleeping bun?

on xmas eve, the first year Scarly and I lived together, we left the apartment unlocked on accident

at 2AM I woke up to a loud banging sound, followed by some noises in our bathroom. I figured scarly might've gotten up and gone in, so I didn't didn't think about it until I noticed that she was next to me, still asleep. this worried me, especially when the shower started running

I shook her awake with no small amount of confusion anad concern

someone give me some social energy. I think I misplaced mine.

Today has basically been a less than zero energy day. 😅

First decent night of sleep this week \o/

still tired, though

Day six: the Crow continues to improve day-to-day, though it appears it may still be several days before she's able to take flight.

Computer use - and screens in general - remain largely off-limits. Boredom is mounting. Thankfully now well enough for occasional board games, however.

Spirits are slowly rising as symptoms continue to subside.

I look forward to taking 2018, throwing it into the trash, and setting it on fire uwu

I would like to wish my upstairs neighbors, who spent the bulk of the night stomp-pacing up and down their apartment, a very merry xmas

sleep update: there was a little, tiny bit. not much. definitely not enough. might try for more later. expectations low. send melatonin.