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Scarly Crow

i would be fired from any real programming job within a day or so

my comments are silly, my commit messages are questionable at best, and my processes are probably just innately flawed from the perspective of the latest Agile™ nonsense

still, tho, everything i make tends to work well for years and years without catastrophic issue

i suppose that means i must be doing something right

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Chel

lamias are among the greatest things in the universe

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and thus a thread about cloning myself for fun and profit progressed into lamentations about capitalism

i fucking love the fediverse :blobmelt:

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four days until RE2 hits, and I am SO DAMN READY to be reminded just how easily frightened I am these days 😅

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scorchungus 🔥🦄🔥

i only tune in to mastodon to see what's happening today in "The Life of Bun and Crow"

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niki :heart_ace:

@scarly @Chel @decis does that mean I can have the Chel clones? :ablobowo:

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@Chel though given that my parents routinely beat Scarly and I at -any- competitive board game we introduce them to...

I guess I should be surprised? They’re fucking brutal at dominion and ticket to ride

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legit, since getting Mario Party on my switch and playing it like six times, I ain’t won a single time

even my mom beat me 🤦‍♀️

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I wish I had a couple Chel clones to live with, so that we could distribute the burden of spoon consuming activities and be collectively better off as a result. Not to mention added benefits, such as cooking together, having more players for Mario Kart/etc, being able to make ou— I mean, being able to watch cute cat videos together, and probably drive Scarily absolutely up a wall with our collective antics

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wanted: small to size group of femfolk to shower me in attention, bring me breakfast, play Mario Party. :paw_fx90_thumbs_up:

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Tragedy is knowing and realizing that you’re running out of good horror movies that you’ve not yet watched. :blobnervous:

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Scarly is currently explaining complicated programming stuff to me by sitting on our bed, using (and throwing around) random objects as props, and excitedly throwing them around while grinning like a mad lady

This is not uncommon

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Sam the Octopus

IT'S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY! 🎉

Remember to appreciate yr local squirrels! Like @maple !

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Common interaction in the Scarlychel household

Scarly: I just figured everything out, I have the best idea. This is how things will work [eldritch tech chanting while looking worryingly excited as her eyes slowly turn red and begin to glow]

Chel: I dunno wtf you just said but it sounded really impressive

Scarly: [eyes return to normal color] :blobowo:

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wanted: small to size group of femfolk to shower me in attention, bring me breakfast, play Mario Party. :paw_fx90_thumbs_up:

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how to be chel, a guide

step one: write toot
step two: delete what you wrote
step three: repeat

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Chel

step one: wake up
step two: lay around in bed a while
step three: get up
step four: lay around on couch

productive day so far

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consciousness floods back to me

hopefully this isn’t a mistake :blobthinking:

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step one: wake up
step two: lay around in bed a while
step three: get up
step four: lay around on couch

productive day so far

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Lumb

Boost this toot and I’ll assign you a pizzasona that you can keep forever.

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