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kind of a shit day tbh 🤷‍♀️

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Hey remember how anime avatars don't have rights
I've just been informed by Congress that actually that rule only applies if they're not lgbtq because that means they're significantly less likely to be alt-right

Spread the news all you cute gays can use anime avatars now

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just a psa to no one in particular, bc this keeps happening to me and it's really frustrating:

white people, please consider that when you correct the word usage or provide brusque corrections of someone from another culture, you're punching down.

pretend every other sentence that you said was interrupted by someone telling you that you're wrong. now. pretend this is continuous and unavoidable.

that's how it often is to be a minority in a white space. the fediverse is a white space.

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i appreciate it when @Chel reads spam out loud to me

no, really i do; honestly. there's nothing like a dramatic reading of scam emails to really bring joy to a dreary day tbh

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find you a girl that appreciates Vivaldi's Four Seasons

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someone should create a spoon bank for those of us in need of silverware

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bunnies are easily startled and need very carefully maintained environments to have happy lives.

meanwhile, crows are cantankerous, mischievous, and can be gloriously feisty. i mean... a group of crows is called a murder for crying out. loud.

mine is a match made in heaven.

my poor @Chel. i think i aged her today.

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@Chel is the single most patient and forgiving person that i've ever met, lol

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mastodon meta (fairly important) 

gargron is now on record as saying that the mastodon api is only for mastodon

mastodon.social/@Gargron/10148

what this basically means is that the mastodon ecosystem of apps, helpful tools, etc will only ever be reliably compatible with mastodon with the rest of us jumping through hoops to try to reverse engineer it

so, in summary, a community that is allegedly federated actually does have an avenue through which one platform can control it. just fact.

makes u think?

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as a random side note, while i was busy building stuff all day, i was still subjected to chels nonstop keyboard banging and occasional whimpers of terror, intermixed with various other sounds of torment as she "enjoyed" resident evil 2.

at this rate, if an actual zombie crisis occurs, ill be ready to act due to being thoroughly desensitized to the sounds of horror.

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capitalism is the disease.

anarchy is the treatment.

socialism is the cure.

dr. scarly is now in office and ready to prescribe.

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i'm going to be moving to my home instance at:

computerfairi.es/@scarly

if you're interested in following me, then you can follow me there

basically, i really don't have the spoons for running my own instance atm and i do miss having an active local timeline (solo instances are Lonely)

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hi, this is actually the same scarly crow that used to reside at soc.scarly.pink

i'm going to be lazy now and go back to my original home instance while i continue to plan on how to overthrow the world and bring about a socialist revolution

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tried to help a cis-in-law with coding homework. this. was. a. mistake.

i told her you can change variables after you make them. she didn't believe me. "what's the point of a variable if you can change it after you create it!? shouldn't it mean something?"

i was like, "it's.... variable......."

she ended up going to some random guy for help and he gave her an answer that is not going to pass the homework assignment but... and he told her that variables never change

someone. please.. help me.

also Mr. X in RE2 is bloody damn well terrifying and holy crap I'm sick of him and his shit. D:

@scarly has spent a decent chunk of the day assembling a custom insert set for gloomhaven that we bought

maybe... just maybe... the game won't take a half hour (at least) to setup and break down before and after every session now 😖

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