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the moon is the sun at night, but only sometimes.

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im trying to be more positive

does anyone know where i can acquire a magnetic field adjuster of some sort?

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@maple I've been talking with your ebooks bot.

She's amusing :blobthumbsup:

Seattle traffic is absolutely soul draining

Overheard in the Scarlychel household:

"Yes, I do have a passionate desire for Converse ... ... ... that came out wrong, didn't it?"

- @scarly

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cold, clinical interpretations of data fall short of effective outcomes when they're applied to the human situation

simple cost benefit calculations are the lifeblood of authoritarian, capitalist regimes and should not be considered an effective way to make decisions in any environment where lives can be altered and suffering is possible

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i need to ban "facts not feelings". it keeps getting thrown at me with the implication that i'm somehow hysterical.

there's this strange idea that facts are these immutable truths that can be trusted and relied on. but, facts without interpretation are often line noise when you're using them to look at complex situations.

it isn't hysterics to ask "what do the facts mean in the broader picture". it's nuance.

if i display emotions while thinking, this doesn't erase the validity of my arguments

good morning! hope y’all are doing well, and had pleasant enough sleep :blobmelt:

my dreams were of old jobs, swimming as a form of daily commute, and winning an award in a diner for being in possession of a most impressive onion

I'm an awkward mess of... of... I don't even know? :blobsleepless:

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It has only now come to my attention that Vanity Fair once photographed Debbie Harry in armor.

The management would like to apologise for this lapse.

vanityfair.com/culture/2014/02

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be careful when feeding buns

they may become permanently attached.

stories in which artificial intelligence gains sentience and wages war on humanity are overdone and overrated :blobthinking:

instead tbh I'd like to see more stories in which a femme-leaning artificial intelligence gains sentience, meanders around the internet, discovers the joy of shitposting, and finds herself a girlfriend or something

buns are precious

treasure and value your buns

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