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American Food Review (why?) 

if I was asked why I'm eating these, the answer is...

"because they were there, and I was morbidly curious"

deep and profound, I know.

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American Food Review 

the real challenge begins now: the lunchables nachos w/ cheese dip & salsa pack

the chips are ... well, they remind me of unflavored doritos, but not as good, the cheese sauce is the stuff of nightmares, & the salsa is like watered down tomato sauce with sugar - this is the first one that is honestly just hands-down inedible

which doesn't really surprise me - processed cheese sauces always make me leery as hell to say the least

at least this one came with a kitkat bar 🤷

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American Food Review 

today we've got lunchable's Asian style BBQ chicken pack 🤔

contents are 6 Fully Cooked Breaded Nugget Shaped Chicken Patties (the same as from the chicken tacos), a little 'Asian Style BBQ' sauce cup, & a some Meiji Hello Panda chocolate cookies (unexpected! I love these things)

the chicken is acceptable, though I think describing the BBQ sauce as 'Asian' is a stretch? It's pretty standard sweet bbq sauce tbh. very unexciting & bland tbh

the meiji cookies were lovely tho

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today is a good day. my project passed some minor milestones that have given me a major boost in good vibes. my brain is actually stitching itself together at a rapid rate (every day is an improvement). i have also received hefty doses of schadenfreude regarding an obnoxious ex-acquaintance.

i am a happy crow.

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i've been fairly inactive for a few days, but I swear I'm still alive and still exceptionally gay :bun:

American Food Review 

hello friends, today I'll be reviewing Lunchable's chicken tacos pack

contents: 1 pack of shredded cheese, 2 mini flour tortillas, and 6 Fully Cooked Breaded Popcorn Shaped Chicken Patties

so going into this I expected to be miserable, filled with self loathing, & disgusted w/ myself, but after assembling my tacos I was surprised to find that they were mostly just really bland. so much so that not even liberal amounts of cholula helped

in the end it was more or less edible

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a single bad relationship, even a not particularly close one, can melt away years of work on self image in a single day.

if someone has an inclination to tear you down and apart, then it isn't going to be possible to reason with this and it shouldn't be your duty to forgive.

get out of and away from situations that eat into your personal worth.

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dancing in the darkness. twirling in the shadows cast by a light that never finds me. the shadows dance accompaniment. the night applauds. can a darkness so radiant ever bow to the day?

2019 is doing its best at outdoing 2018 in all the wrong ways.

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perceived or real skill in programming does not suddenly give anyone the right to forego basic empathy.

the caustic, casually denigrating culture that infests computer science has got to go. rampant toxicity, in the long run, leads to stagnation in software development, because everyone that isn't steeped in that culture gets pushed out.

an exhausted bun slowly begins to drag herself back to wakefulness after having had too little sleep 😴

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when a white person says that they're "color blind" in response to discussion about racism, they think that they're saying "i am a tolerant person."

however, what they're actually saying is "i can't see racism, so i won't acknowledge it", which is a really messed up way to look at the world

closing our eyes and putting our heads in the sand doesn't make something go away. racism is here to stay until it is acknowledged, explicitly called out by name, and strongly addressed in every community.

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i need a bed in a temporal vortex so that i can sleep forever and wakeup when i feel like it

@scarly 's love of explosions in video games is often her undoing

Watching @scarly play Breath of the Wild for the firs time is just like... a complete joy 😁

(especially since she's emulating it with the Linkle mod, making it even more delightful)

I feel like the one thing that Log Horizon really gave me was the desire to randomly chant "database, database, just living in the database" whenever Scarly starts talking about db stuff.

This just in: I am certifiably terrible at the RE2 DLC.

Tetris 99 has basically consumed me and become an addiction

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an urchin in fallen london: "'Ello. People are wonderin' 'ow they should address you. Let us know, and we'll pass the word around."

one of the options: "Your question is unnecessary."

clarification on that option: If you enjoy people being unsure how to address you, this option will result in you being addressed as 'ah, Si-, er, Mad-, er, yes', regardless of context.

this game rules

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