called my gf on break, asked her how the basketball game she went to was.

so i'm heading back into work....

old guy: so who won?
me: what?
old guy: did the Sooners win?
me: uhhh.... we're more basketball people?

Zelda 2 would be worth giving the Samus Returns treatment, quite honestly. It's a good game that would just need some modern polish to be accessible.

i think the world is ready for another Super Mario cartoon. dead serious

*mario voice* wa-hoo! i'm-a about-a to stan!

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz whoooaaaaa there's a new game??? i GOTTA pick this up

@spreach @mavica i've thought this exact thing. it is SO expensive to be poor. it's not a single purchase of $15, it's spending $15 over and over again because the cheap, flimsy version of the thing you need is all you can afford, and it's broken or used up by the next time you have the money.

Chipper boosted

flesh girl: human bean

cold girl: chili bean

slime girl: jellybean

plant girl: green bean

robot girl: dr robotnik's mean bean machine

The evolution of the guy who plays Wonderwall at college parties is the guy who idly strums a guitar in Discord voice chats

Financial venting 

In a tough catch-22 where I need to fill up my car with gas to go to work, but if I fill up my car there's a chance the gas line will fill with air and i'll need to go to the mechanic who didn't fix it the first time. I work 6 days a week so it will be hard to fit the repair into my free time

@modernmodron The lyrics of Here Comes a Thought have helped me tremendously in times I've needed to calm down and rethink a situation

I miss the Wii era, where Miis were shoved into games regardless of the dissonance between their artstyle and the entire rest of the game

Stardust Crusaders 

I love the interpretation of Part 3 Jotaro as someone very uncomfortable and out of his depth outside of Japan, so he lets his grandpa do all the diplomacy while he looks up the most menacing one-liners he can say in each language

fragile modern tech [-] 

@arielmt I really wonder how much better our world would be if things today were built like they were back then. Optimization is a priority rather than an afterthought. The goal is to make file sizes small, programs running efficiently, devices holding sturdy, parts replaceable piecemeal.

A world where the answer isn't always "get more storage space" or "buy a faster gadget" or "buy it all over again".

Anyone wanna play Smash sometime? I've been wanting to play but most of my friends are disinterested these days

@JustCallMePops I loved the motion controls and found them intuitive but yeah they could do a better job at explaining you can use a controller too. I feel like "Spring Man as an assist trophy" was the nail in the coffin.

sad we're probably not getting ARMS 2. IDK if you've ever seen the creator play, but he is VERY passionate about his own game and it's a shame it didn't do better commercially

@modernmodron Ring Fit is really fun! I keep expecting it to get repetitive but right at that moment it does something to shake things up. The moment I realized Dragaux wasn't the only boss I was like.... oh, okay, they're taking the story part seriously, huh?

@arielmt Heh, it only took me.... a year.... of procrastinating. At this point I just decided, "Okay, well, I'll go ahead and go somewhere with effective moderation, and people can follow me if they want."

So freeing!

Hi, I'm Chipper, a lady (she/her) who cares way too much about:

-programming
-tech
-video games
-cooking
-cute things
-chickens!

I'm very friendly and will generally do a follow-for-follow!

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