KaLY @KaL@computerfairi.es

#introductions

I am a duck robot from space

I died in 1988

Call me nice things

My art is readily available at your local waste disposal facility

Wht kind of sick Society would cancel a show aobut Dick Gently.

LUCASARTS DIGS THEMSELVES INTO ANOTHER TRASH PILE WITH A SHITTY GAME CALLED THE DIG BUT IT'S ACTUALLY ABOUT AN ASTEROID FUCKING IDIOTS

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Weirdly getting a wardrobe built is identical to ordering a sandwich except you don't know what ingredients taste like and you're stuck with the sandwich indefinitely.

It's clear we lost the fight for Net Neutrality the moment we called it Net Neutrality and not "Patriotically Internet Freedomity"

Couldn't be happier that Star Trek continued on long enough for Star Trek Discovery to give us a canon interpretation of Klingon titties.

counldn't
be
happier

I'm in hell and it's reading this review

https://www.gamefaqs.com/genesis/586310-mcdonalds-treasure-land-adventure/reviews/58282

bury me with your money

Would a dick sandwich be two slices of bread with a dick in it or two dicks used as slices of bread...what if you used three dicks, is that a dick dick sandwich or just really gay?

Buy stupid EA games, win the ability to not win stupid EA prizes

*drinks half a bottle of brandy* FUCKING TIME TO W ITTE ABOUT FUCKING BOBCATS

last time I went on a feels trip I ended up in gaol, stop telling about The Feels.

I lost a vowel but it's okay I don't believe in marriage anyway

there once was a fat ugly pig called twitter, later on it was also a fat ugly pig, eventually it continued to b

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Twitter? Never heard of him I declare as I reach for a bottle of steaming hot shit

I followed the rogue bit into the stream and now I think I'm in a bus

FATE NOT FOUND : INSERT DISK 2