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How am I an hour into this fucking trash movie and all the children vanished and NO ONE HAS FUCKING SUGGESTED OH SHIT MAYBE IT'S THE RAPTURE

Can anyone confirm that my instinctive aversion to the Fullmetal Alchemist movie is justified because it looks like hot trash poured into a cake tin.

They tell me not to waste food meanwhile some rich guy launches a car into orbit SOMEONE COULD HAVE DRIVEN THAT CAR

Every time a videos posted by Boston Dynamics it feels like the first 2 minute montage of an 80s film before the humans are all wiped out

special place in heck reserved for people that make compressed documents and it's just one giant pile of files that you'll accidentally export into a folder already full of files and now what fucking files is what fucking fuck why would you do that

never have I in my life woken up and thought, boy today I want to play an Anime RPG.

I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD ME STEAM AND NOW THIS SHIT FUCK

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muttering "i'm sorry im sorry i'm sorry" under your breath when clicking "I'm not a robot" checkmarks

People keep telling me to root my phone but the slots only 1/2 an inch

YOu"RE not ALLOWED fun ANYMORE I scream in the Supermarket while shitting in the produce aisle

So the 6 minute ads on YT are just elaborate tax fraud right, there's no way they *work* right?!

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crazy that the only thing holding neo nazism back was branding apparently

As long as the nuclear armageddon happens on a work day it's all good you know

Obviously when I drag a picture from the internet onto my desktop I want a weblink, FUCK YOU THE FUTURE

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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Blockchain," i holler as i overturn my AI-controlled drone and turn the Consumer Electronics Show into the Consumer Electronics of Shit

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