Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

using computers to hunt and kill nazis is a time honored tradition of gay culture, sir. It's part of my peoples' history.

"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

cis ppl: Is [character] a boy or girl???

creator: no

cis ppl: >:O fine I'll just decide 4 u

The "my experience with (thing) was not bad therefore all experiences with (thing) are good and all of you are wrong" is such a white take that photographers use it to white-balance their cameras.

malloc()? just allocating memory for free? sounds like socialism

Me @ any media ever

I still call the string of posts on Mastodon "timeline" but I think we need a term distinct from birdsite

May I suggest: toot chute

@V finally, i can get the amulet and ascend to Sretooh Yobmef

Ah, yes, young rogue, you must travel to the deepest level of this dungeon, and return with The Amulet of Yobmef!

Thanks to @irisjaycomics, we now have our first ever bumper sticker for our car.

a million (1e6) seconds is roughly 11 days
a billion (1e9) seconds is over 31 years

beware logarithmic thinking

When there's no Windows build of your software