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@monorail@glaceon.social you can imagine my confusion when i first saw people talking about 17776 and i was trying to parse what they were saying into "a musical about the declaration of independence"

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people online talking about a movie called 1776 and my horrible brain immediately goes "oh, the web story about satellites who watch football, gotcha"

@deejvalen @monorail I should clarify: I meant the Smash Bros. version, which reminded me of playing Melee way back when.

I, er, kinda haven’t played Earthbound. <.<;;

@monorail The first time I heard that was also my first time hearing the original song in like 15 years. It was super surreal to have the wave of nostalgia from the song and then to have it be immediately trampled over by someone rapping about rugs and/or mats. XD

@deejvalen Maybe when I get home from work I’ll have a self care night!

(Or maybe I’ll just go to sleep early. *shrugs*)

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imagine if they took the money that this billboard thanking hospital workers cost and gave the money directly to them instead

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Game devs, PLEASE stop throwing players directly into the intro/tutorial/etc the moment they first-run the game and PLEASE stop locking them out of the options menu until they complete your carefully constructed bootstrap experience.

You're not that important. Your game isn't that important. My ears, eyes, and GPU temp are.
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google and microsoft literally working on a surveillance hypercomputing network called the war cloud...
it doesn't get much more cyberpunk than that

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at 100 twitch subscribers I'll do a gender reveal stream

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Tired: Zero suit Samus
Wired: Business suit Samus. The jacket barely containing her buff ass muscles.

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I saw a rainbow flag on a pursuing ship in Sea of Thieves. In desperation, I yelled through the speaking horn: 'You're gay! We're gay! Please don't fight us!'

And then they didn't.

Queer pirate solidarity I guess!

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you have multiple characters who are straight *and* cisgender *and* white? sorry but that's just too unrealistic

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Today on birdsite: I said that it's exhausting to deal with people's defensiveness about not wanting them to call me "dude"

And a rando told me that telling them not to call me dude is literally fascism

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I looked up at the Amazons with their bubblegum pink hair, giant dinosaur-rabbit hybrid mounts, and magical spears that sparkled.

And I looked down at the drawing I had made when I was barely six, befuddled, "Um."

"Monarch Um," they bellowed as one, "We shall defeat your enemies!"

"Not Um, I...nevermind! My problem isn't stabbable."

"Then what is the nature of your distress?"

"Taxes?"

"Summon our fiercest warrior; The Accountant!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

loneliness 

I’m probably gonna doze off early tonight since I’m pretty tired.

I just wish I had a cutie to cuddle with as I fall asleep.

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