I looked up at the Amazons with their bubblegum pink hair, giant dinosaur-rabbit hybrid mounts, and magical spears that sparkled.
And I looked down at the drawing I had made when I was barely six, befuddled, "Um."
"Monarch Um," they bellowed as one, "We shall defeat your enemies!"
"Not Um, I...nevermind! My problem isn't stabbable."
"Then what is the nature of your distress?"
"Taxes?"
"Summon our fiercest warrior; The Accountant!"
@deejvalen *holds out arm* It’s okay, I have replacement parts
@deejvalen I know I’m gonna get burned but I kind of want to pet the dragon mouse anyway
@monorail *turns volume up to max*
HELLO UP THERE!
Grey-ace trans woman beep-boop who likes kitties, cute dragons, and spherical objects.
Interacting with my - posts is OK.
(To be replaced with a better bio later XD)
In lesbeepans with @DarkWitchClaire 💖