Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

moth fursona who is an astronaut because she wants to get as close to the bright lights as possible

first you make a circle
then you dot the eyes
add a great big smile
presto! it's your fursona

if you play octopath on the PC you should probably never look at the achievements until you've beaten the game once because they literally just copy-pasted the chapter descriptions into the achievements for each chapter

so basically it's just a full list of spoilers for the entire game including the final boss and none of it is hidden at all, enjoy

thinking about spending the rest of the year as a catgirl, for tax reasons

This piece by @/Hexacult_Beast on is so wonderful...

"Tiny dragons need kobolds too"

"this isn't what i asked for, this is for trans girls" (hand slowly curls into a thumbs up)

reverse monkey's paw where it gives you what you actually want instead of what you asked for, so when you're like "i think it'd be cool to grow my hair out, dudes with long hair are cool, i'm a dude" it just cuts to the chase and gives you HRT

tbh i really do miss when technology was superficially bad by accident rather than now where it's deeply morally bad on purpose

a complete drama queen phoenix who responds to any incredibly minor inconvenience by going "guess i'll die" and exploding

roommates sweeping the ashes into a dustpan and dumping it in the trash like "ugh just tell her to do the dishes when she's back in six hours"