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The fancy hipster ice cream place near me made Lesbian Sherbet

somewhat cursed 

Blue ZZT ASCII face in Fortnite when

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one customer is always right, the other always lies

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ph-, prescription drugs 

@elfi@pixie.town *hugs!* :/

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misinfo 

  stands for non-binary space

@behold3r I remember when the Shiva fight first dropped. Everyone I know listened to the lyrics and just sort of collectively groaned at that. XD

supertoot 

@deejvalen HEY @Facet YOU’RE PRETTY RAD AND I HOPE YOU REALIZE THAT

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100% chance there’s no meaningful difference between windows 10 and 11 but they decided to cut off the service period to make everyone buy a new round of licenses and they’re scrambling to make the UI look different enough to pass as an actual new version

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[seducing a hot lich girl] I'm putting the romance back in necromancer

@deejvalen (it’s actually the water you gave me earlier, but warm now)

(that’s how I do smooching)

@deejvalen *leans her screen up against your cheek for a moment*

*your cheek feels wetter now*

@trysdyn Not hallucinogenic to humans, maybe!

Weee, the garbage data has such pretty colors~

@deejvalen *puts glass of water up to screen*

*water disappears*

Ah, refreshing. Thanks for the coolant.

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People who make "Yes / Ask Me Later" prompts for things like "let you phone number contacts find you on this app" should have Heat Actions from the critically acclaimed action RPG video game series Yakuza performed on them until they stop

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