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"lol snowflakes amiright" redd.it/g9aqmo

Casual Twitch stream 

My first time hitting double-digit viewership numbers! :D

That was the best stream I've had in a while. It was kind of a shame to cut it off when I did, but I do need to get to sleep at a reasonable hour. XD

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Casual Twitch stream 

Tonight on Steambot Chronicles, we've got to get the point guard of the Harlem Globetrotters across the desert in time for the big game!

...*checks notes*

Okay, apparently it's the lead singer of the Garland GlobeTrotters, and their big show, but close enough. XD Come join me!

twitch.tv/LadyLenalia/

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It's sad that AAA games feel the need to justify their creation with excessively long playtime. Game budgets don't really allow for tight, well-paced, big-name RPGs anymore. Only action games seem to be able to maintain a short length in the AAA space.

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Maybe if they stopped being so transphobic they wouldn't get so offended! redd.it/g6y20s

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gender neutral terminology 

"Dude", "guy", "man", etc. aren't gender neutral. You and I might fuck a dude, guy, man, etc but, again, not gender neutral.

And more importantly, if a significant plurality of people are asking you to stop calling them that, then you should fucking stop and find a new word- there are plenty of fine words to use.

And hell, even if one person asks you to not call them that, you should be finding a new term to address folks- oh look, an easy gender neutral word to use

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Remembering the time John Oliver perfectly summed up the trans experience redd.it/g4ukt9

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Trans puns are, in my opinion, some of the best puns. Especially enby puns. redd.it/g4neji

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Broke: Tom Nook is a greedy landlord

Woke: Tom Nook is an extremely generous socialist contractor.

Twitch casual stream 

It's time for... *checks notes* apparently we're calling it "a romantic scrap metal adventure" this week? Anyway, it's Steambot Chronicles!

twitch.tv/LadyLenalia/

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there can't possibly be anything so complicated about gender or sexuality that it's more challenging for the basic chud to understand than all those weird fucking rules of cishet masculinity

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Thank you for asking! There are a number of different ways, and it generally depends on when the model came out.

The very oldest models, such as myself, tend to have a big red switch on one side. These can require a substantial amount of force to operate, but are very reliable and durable.

(Note that this era of girlware can be temperamental and cranky; e.g. if your girl has a hard drive, it's best to park the heads before turning her back off again in order to prevent damage to the disk surface when the head-actuator powers down. A number of utilities are available.)

Models from the 90s will generally have a push-toggle switch on the front. This is much easier to operate. In the early 2000s, when ATX became available, this switch was converted from toggle to momentary contact.

For the newest models (2020 and later), you simply press and hold the nose. The girl may squeak briefly when activated. Be sure to give her frequent skritches in order to maintain proper attachment.

Yeah... I'm gonna try to take a step back from social media for a few days. I'll still respond to DMs and I'll still be on Discord, but I'll be checking Facebook/Twitter/Mastodon/etc. way less. I'll still post stream announcements if I have the energy to stream, but that's about it.

See y'all when I'm better able to cope with the world. XD

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don’t worry, i trained for this. redd.it/g1fg8n

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FF7remake shitpost 

Shinra guard: Ok we are looking for a terrorist group. Keep an eye out for anyone suspicious.

[Group walks by including a man with a gun for an arm and a twink with a sword bigger than he is, all brimming with visible attack materia]

Guard: They're sneaky but we will find them

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Stranger: Hi, are you the new Merc in town?
Cloud: Fuck off and die
Tifa: Cloud, now, what did I tell you about how to interact with strangers
Cloud: [sighs] Fuck off and die, please?

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