Lenalia! @Lenalia@computerfairi.es

I drew my spells in chalk - I worked them into flowers and swirls on the footpath outside her house.

I loved her, though she never saw me, and she likely never would.

These were not love spells, or even spells to make her notice me.

These were spells to keep her safe, so she would be able to return to her home whole, healthy and unharmed after long hours of screaming, waving signs and dodging unmarked vans.

That was more important.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

using computers to hunt and kill nazis is a time honored tradition of gay culture, sir. It's part of my peoples' history.

"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

cis ppl: Is [character] a boy or girl???

creator: no

cis ppl: >:O fine I'll just decide 4 u

The "my experience with (thing) was not bad therefore all experiences with (thing) are good and all of you are wrong" is such a white take that photographers use it to white-balance their cameras.

malloc()? just allocating memory for free? sounds like socialism

Me @ any media ever

I still call the string of posts on Mastodon "timeline" but I think we need a term distinct from birdsite

May I suggest: toot chute

@V finally, i can get the amulet and ascend to Sretooh Yobmef

Ah, yes, young rogue, you must travel to the deepest level of this dungeon, and return with The Amulet of Yobmef!

Thanks to @irisjaycomics, we now have our first ever bumper sticker for our car.

a million (1e6) seconds is roughly 11 days
a billion (1e9) seconds is over 31 years

beware logarithmic thinking

When there's no Windows build of your software

Hi Fellow Trans Dykes table of contents:
- why gender is such a raw deal and yet being a girl is rad
- you're actually super hot, trust me on this
- list of trans crowd funds you should donate to if you have stable income
- girls,,,, pretty
- fashion tips from me, a girl who hates dresses
- a crossword that's just transfem inside jokes
- gIRLS pRETTY
- it's ok to not (some shitty stereotype about trans women)
- 20 page rant about cishet bullshit
- ok but seriously call me, or at least follow me on mastodon
- girls!!! pretty!!!!

would be nice if 40 hour work weeks at least guaranteed medicine, a home, and food