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being arrested in Portland 

What happens if the federal mercenaries arrest you in Portland.

Note the absence of Miranda rights, no phone call, not being informed of the charge, no charging documents, and not getting your belongings or your ID back.

The mercenaries keeping your driver's license, wallet, and phone after they kidnap you is a deliberate attack on your life.

If you protest, carry a copy of your ID and not real ID.

portlandoregonian-or.newsmemor

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we've like.... literally always had cancel culture. deciding a human being has done bad stuff and we shouldn't associate with them anymore is a normal part of society my dude. it's just getting cancelled for practicing systemic prejudice in combination with the widespread reach of online communication that's new. rich ppl are just pissy you can get cancelled for being a bigoted fuck now

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I drew my spells in chalk - I worked them into flowers and swirls on the footpath outside her house.

I loved her, though she never saw me, and she likely never would.

These were not love spells, or even spells to make her notice me.

These were spells to keep her safe, so she would be able to return to her home whole, healthy and unharmed after long hours of screaming, waving signs and dodging unmarked vans.

That was more important.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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using computers to hunt and kill nazis is a time honored tradition of gay culture, sir. It's part of my peoples' history.

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We're Freaking Unicorns. redd.it/hwrd8y

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"a baker's dozen" is different from a regular dozen because bakers know the secret numbers

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cis ppl: Is [character] a boy or girl???

creator: no

cis ppl: >:O fine I'll just decide 4 u

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The "my experience with (thing) was not bad therefore all experiences with (thing) are good and all of you are wrong" is such a white take that photographers use it to white-balance their cameras.

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@Lenalia And if you’re wondering what I am if I’m not a human, look at the avatars I use online and take a guess. XD

(I really need to make my own robosona instead of just stealing this one. XD)

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malloc()? just allocating memory for free? sounds like socialism

I don’t have a screenshot, but there’s a character in episode 4 of Brand New Animal who says “On the Internet, I pretend to be a human.”

And what a coincidence! Off the Internet, -I- pretend to be a human!

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I still call the string of posts on Mastodon "timeline" but I think we need a term distinct from birdsite

May I suggest: toot chute

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@V finally, i can get the amulet and ascend to Sretooh Yobmef

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Ah, yes, young rogue, you must travel to the deepest level of this dungeon, and return with The Amulet of Yobmef!

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a million (1e6) seconds is roughly 11 days
a billion (1e9) seconds is over 31 years

beware logarithmic thinking

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