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white people are so fucking eager to jump the gun on prematurely ending quarantine because they've never -had- to have any patience whatsoever with external structures imposing themselves on their lives

meanwhile Everybody Else is used to whites doing that to them -constantly-

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I’m glad animemes finally decided too ban the word redd.it/i2s9y9

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Twitch Stream 

It's another night of Racial Justice and Equality Bundle games! The last of them is rapidly approaching.

Tonight, it's more IHLSBMCILSIREIKTFTDL, followed by the usual batch of total variety.

Let's make it a good night!

twitch.tv/facetraccoon

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Blaseball 

I’m amazed that I’m getting into this infinitely more than I ever could into any real sport, but I guess it helps that the fanbase in the official Discord is hella queer.

...maybe I should try to get into roller derby?

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Blaseball 

Nooooo, the Tigers stole Jessica Telephone ;___;

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If you wanna be a girl you can just be a girl
If you wanna be a boy you can just be a boy
If you wanna be neither or both or some of them sometimes you can just be neither of both or some of them sometimes

However

If you wanna be my lover, you GOTTA get with my friends

Important Blaseball lore question 

can i pet the blaseball

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posting this here for future use, 2020 feels like I need this tattooed on my soul.

Blaseball 

My favorite team is still the Philly Pies... but really, I just stan Jessica Telephone.

The Pies channel in the Discord mostly seems to be discussing cheesesteaks, which... fair. XD I’m not sure what I was expecting!

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Once again, please refrain from making posts that consist entirely of transphobia. redd.it/i1wm9g

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by the way, the blaseball umpires posted trans rights in the discord

‘sona design thoughts 

I doubt I’ll ever actually try to draw me since I can’t draw to save my life, but my robosona:
- Has a screen for a face, probably a 4:3 or square LCD. This makes room for gags like doing a BSOD when I get flustered. XD
- Has a body made of that translucent plastic where you can see chips and circuitboards beneath it
- Has hair and clothes that snap on and provide extra functionality

Blaseball 

@Lenalia I went with the Pies as my team because pies are delicious. :9

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a serious introduction to blaseball (1/2) 

Blaseball is defined by its own Patreon page as "an absurdist, player-driven, online baseball league".

It is a simulated baseball league of 20 teams, playing an entire season and postseason in a single week. Some team names are "Yellowstone Magic" and "New York Millennials". All the "day's" games play at once, with (usually) no outside input.

The website's users get in-game money to bet on the winners of games. Bet, watch, bet again. Collect enough money, and you can buy a vote on the future of the league, such as rule changes or "blessings", positive changes that are raffled off to the user's favorite team.

The game simulation is pretty minimal: a rotation of 9 batters against a pitcher and otherwise unnamed fielders. The rules are the same as normal baseball, except that when the home team scores enough points to win the game in the last inning, the game does not end; instead the away team is "shamed" and must play out the rest of the inning.

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What a wonderful day to stay indoors and hide from that big hot orb of death

Maybe I’ll take a social media break and just use the extra time to fall into the Blaseball Vortex

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We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) be gay

#2) do crimes

#3) drink #water

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