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I looked up at the Amazons with their bubblegum pink hair, giant dinosaur-rabbit hybrid mounts, and magical spears that sparkled.

And I looked down at the drawing I had made when I was barely six, befuddled, "Um."

"Monarch Um," they bellowed as one, "We shall defeat your enemies!"

"Not Um, I...nevermind! My problem isn't stabbable."

"Then what is the nature of your distress?"

"Taxes?"

"Summon our fiercest warrior; The Accountant!"

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

loneliness 

I’m probably gonna doze off early tonight since I’m pretty tired.

I just wish I had a cutie to cuddle with as I fall asleep.

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To: three billion devices
Cc: the girl reading this
Subject: is your java running?

Well you'd better go and CATCH IT!!

Sent from my iPhone

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r/traa post, may contain sensitive content (without image description) 

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It's called Lab Zero because that's how many employees are left.

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biological sex? haven't had that in a while because of quarantine

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When you win at fall guys you get tf'd into a Minion

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important announcement 

trans dudes rock :heart_trans:

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What if we just started calling cis people who only want to date people with cisnormative genitals "cis fetishists"

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subversive fantasy nonsense zi cooked up, kobolds included 

Sorry for screenshot but it won't fit in 1 post otherwise

Maybe zi should write this since KOBOLDS

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